Wednesday, October 1, 2008
News From Glenn!
Love, Glenn
A refresher course in civics Whether you agree or not, whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, this is a very interesting article and should give everyone in this country something to think about , mull over, discuss.
545 PEOPLE
By Charlie Reese
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?
Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?
You and I don't propose a federal budget. The President does.
You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.
You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.
You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.
You and I don 't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.
One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.
I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.
I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a president to do one cotton-picking thing. I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash; The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.
Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.
What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. For instance, no 'normal human being' would have the gall of any Speaker of The House to stand up and criticize a current President for creating deficits. The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.
The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the Speaker of the House? The leader of the majority party. He/She and fellow House Members, not the President, can approve any budget they want. If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to do so.
It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million can not replace 545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
If the tax code is unfair, it's because they made it unfair.
If the budget is in the red, it's because they put it in the red.
If the Army & Marines are in IRAQ , it's because they put them in IRAQ .
If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way (and believe me, they do!).There are no insoluble government problems.
Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like 'the economy,' 'inflation,' or 'politics' that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.
Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible.
They, and they alone, have the power.
They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses provided the voters have the gumption to ma nage their own employees.
Why don't we just vote ALL of them out of office and clean up their mess!
What you do with this article now that you have read it is up to you, though you appear to have several choices.
1. You can send this to others, and hope' they' do something about it.
2. You can agree to 'vote against' everyone that is currently in office, knowing that the process will take several years.
3. You can decide to 'run for office' yourself and agree to do the job properly.
4. Lastly, you can sit back and do nothing, or re-elect the current bunch.
YOU DECIDE, BUT AT LEAST SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND SHARE THIS INTERESTING ANALYSIS OF OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM WITH THEM. GOTTA ADMIT..MAKES YOU THINK, DOESN'T IT!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
Hi everyone, this was submitted by my dear friend, Mary, whom I have known since first grade!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER :
- Sag, you're It.
- Hide and go pee.
- 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
- Kick the bucket
- Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
- Musical recliners.
- Simon says - something incoherent.
- Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :
- You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
- You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
- You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
- Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
- You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
- Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.
- Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
- An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
MORE THOUGHTS:
- Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr- Alt- Delete' and start all over?
- If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called 'labor!'
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
- When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
- The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
- Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'
- Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
- Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
BUT MOST OF ALL, REMEMBER:
- A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!
- Never take life TOO seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway!
Update on Joe McQuaid
Sharyn has provided me an e-mail with an updated distribution list, so for those of you who don't know me, I'm Don Williams, the McQuaid's neighbor and good friend. I've been sending out progress reports on Joe, and am happy to report that he's now out of the intensive care unit and back into a regular room. My wife Jan and I visited him this afternoon, and while he's still very weak, he's in good spirits, and could return home as early as tomorrow. Thursday is probably more likely, however. He again has a phone in his room, and can be reached directly at (757) 388-8402. His room number is also 8402, which is on the 4th floor of Sentara Heart. This is a beautiful facility, overlooking part of the Norfolk harbor area, and designed from the ground up as a heart hospital. Hopefully, we will all be able to see him soon.
Have a Nice Evening
Don
Monday, September 29, 2008
Expedition Everest Challenge 2008
We gave the Adventurer's toast "Kungaloosh!" and cheer "Hoopla!" in the parlor before the shows in the library. Felt like a real adventurer by night's end.
We sang the Adventurer's Motto several times. Seemed appropriate as we were headed into uncharted territory for Saturday night's race.Free Carwash With Bagel
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Made You Laugh
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(folks, you're gonna luv this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Happy Birthday, Don!
*To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump" sung to the Lone Ranger's theme song.
Happy Birthday, Don, you are an original.
The following was written by Loretta Laroche (see favorite sites on the right). I always enjoy her positive outlook on life and thought I'd share it here as we enter the autumn season.
The Fabulous Fall Refresh
The fall is my favorite time of year. My body is shedding the bloat from the summer humidity due to the crisper air, and my thoughts have turned towards planting bulbs and making fires in my fireplace.
The landscape is changing bringing us its’ autumn palette of burnt orange, sienna, and rust, and it’s time to get out the bulky sweaters and afghans. Not everyone revels in the changing seasons, but I have always enjoyed the possibilities that each season brings.
As the leaves wither and drop off, and the days become shorter, we should look within ourselves and see what changes we might want to make.
Could this be the time to shed some behaviors that no longer serve you? Perhaps the cooler weather and the darker days will prod you into becoming more introspective.
Could this be a time when you cozy up in your favorite chair, with a wonderful book and a great cup of tea? Maybe as nature begins to silence its growth you could begin to renew yours by meditating, or simply allowing yourself to become more in tune with silence.
How about doing some cooking? Now that the doors are closed more often you have the opportunity to fill the house with wonderful aromas.
Who doesn’t like to walk into a home that smells like a great big pot of chicken soup or an apple pie that is baking away just waiting for you to take that first bite?
Spend some time writing to friends or relatives instead of calling or e-mailing, or consider starting a joy journal. Get physical by raking leaves in your yard or someone else’s, or take a fabulous hike alone or with a group of friends.
There are so many options available to us as we transition through the year. Take advantage of them and embrace the changes. If you don’t you could end up becoming your own groundhog day.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Not Just a Spoonful of Sugar
- Cortisol, a major stress hormone, dipped 39%
- Adrenaline, also known as epinephrine, dropped 70%
- Dopac, a chemical related to the feel-good chemical dopamine, dropped 38%
So now I still have a reason to stop by and laugh. It's good for my health! And if you are feeling stressed, simply think about these good things......
- Bill T's long list of Snapple trivia questions, thrown into any conversation whether related or not..... do you know how many vocal cords a cat has?
- Doug's torn pants or shaving-creamed ears or lost glasses/wallet/keys.
- Gladys and Jack in their rocking chairs
- Bill W's jokes, jokes, jokes
- Laura's new tricked-out Honda
- Dr. Mike's forays into Internet dating
- Don's boxers and kilts and Speedos, oh my!
- Alicia's flowers from her new beau
- Allison's new apartment
- Jean and Paul's trip to Lexington, KY
- Bill S's trip to Gatlinburg, TN
- Patty wanting to smack Doug and Alicia offering to hold him for her!
- Pat enjoying her renovated home
- Lois and Gene winning big money at Delaware Downs
- Glenn in his LAST WEEK of treatment, he's in the home stretch! Come back soon. It will be good for your recovery to laugh with us. We really do miss you.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Catonsville Arts and Crafts Festival
- Dr. Mike has a first date on Tuesday with an Internet connection. He feels that dating is like mining for gold in a muddy stream........hope it pans out!
- Gladys drove by the "Loved Ones" lingerie store and thought of Don. Don is hoping to talk Alonyah on a field trip to a lingerie store one day. One should always have dreams.
- Harold is back in town after three weeks of travel, will be in town for two weeks. He is undergoing security clearance for work, so some of you might be interviewed for the process.
- Patty went to a wedding yesterday for Charlie's granddaughter. Despite the weather, the wedding was reportedly beautiful.
- Bill said he is going to the festival with his wife, but Janice will insist on walking ahead of him. Bill won't be wearing a shirt to show off his tatoos and Janice won't walk with him.
- Glenn, we are sending our thoughts and prayers out to you every day.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
September Already
I enjoyed my end of summer vacation, but now am back on blog duty. Just a reminder that I will not be posting any political views in this space. There is a plethora of political info on so many other blogs that it isn't needed. The amount of money spent on conventions and campaigns is staggering to me and could be spent on so many more worthwhile causes. I liked Alicia's idea that the candidates fill out an Excel spread sheet where they simply check yes/no on to indicate their positions on each issue, no side-stepping explanations, and we vote for the candidate whose views most closely match our own.
- Glenn has completed four weeks of treatment and has five to go. Glenn, many people are asking about you and keeping you in their prayers. We look forward to seeing you back at Sam's........and when you get here, the price of bagels has gone up!
- Gene had a successful surgery and has one more procedure to go.....Lois reported that everything went well. Gene was in last week, looked thinner but great.
- Welcome back to John, Bosco and Sugar after a long absence! John's wife, Eileen, had knee replacement surgery, then John was felled by some nasty symptoms of Lyme's disease. We were glad to see all of them back, and admired the dogs' new haircuts.
- Jean was sharing a photos and articles of an 80-year old Las Vegas stripper (who coincidentally was featured on an entertainment TV show last night). This prompted talk about elderly strippers, a Sam's nude calendar, walking in high heels.....none of which will be happening soon. However, we may have a reverse fund-raiser in which people donate money so that others keep their clothes on!
- Andrea has been in several times and she reports that her new job at Howard Bank is going well. We still miss her.
- Have a good week!
Monday, August 11, 2008
10,000 Plus Blog Readers
- Some milestones that have been reached in that time.....the blog has over 10,000 hits! I know that isn't much for website, but for our little blog, it's a landmark. New blog readers in Al Kuwayt, Kuwait; Tokyo, Japan; Sydney, Australia; Al Riyad, Saudi Arabia.
- Glenn has completed his first week of treatment, and was still in Sam's yesterday, adding some healthy fruit to his morning bagel. So glad to report that his prognosis is good!
- Gene also returned after his illness, looking thinner but glad to see everyone. He will have one more procedure and then should be back to his daily routine.
- The summer Olympics kicked off in China with a spectacular opening ceremony, and to date Michael Phelps has won 2 gold medals, 2/2 races. Don the swim coach referred to Mr. Phelps as a "good" swimmer. Glad I am not on his swim team if he's that tough!
- Bill T. had some trees cut down, and then Jean and Paul hired the same guy to take out some of their trees. Networking at Sam's continues ......
- Went to a touching memorial service for Barry in the garden of St. John's Church....a sunny, cool, breezy non-humid day in August. Barry must have blessed the weather for his service, which concluded with a rendition of "It's A Wonderful Life". Happy to report that after 5 funerals in 5 weeks, there are no more funerals in my future. Let's keep it that way!
- Greetings to Rosa, Kibby, and Ray vacationing with family on the Isle of Mann and checking in on the blog. Sarah really misses you, so hurry home and have a safe trip!
- If anyone remembers the conversation yesterday at Sam's, please comment about it. I remember laughing but not why!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
The News Today
The news today.....at work I got the phone call from my friend, Jim, that his great friend, Barry, had just died this morning from melanoma. Barry had a recurrence of symptoms this May, we all thought that he had more time, and this news was shocking, abrupt, and very sad. Barry wrote a blog during these last weeks of his illness. It was filled with memories of his childhood and his family, his coworkers and his friends, and reading it made you smile. Not once did Barry voice complaints or regrets, just delight in everything he had experienced so far. Take some time, read it, and reflect on your own blessings at http://barryw.blogspot.com/.
The news today......after work I was sitting in a waiting room and the television showed reports of an earthquake, 5.4 magnitude, near Los Angeles. "Shook up" seemed to describe the emotions of the day.
The news today.....going to sleep and Primetime had a special on Randy Pausch, the Carnegie Mellon professor, husband and father who recently died from pancreatic cancer and became known for "The Last Lecture". (You can view the lecture at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo). Randy's lecture was about love and joy and living life fully every day.
The news today.....in summary, the best tribute to these two men, the best way to honor their memory, is to follow their examples and enjoy every moment of our lives.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Sunday, Crazy Sunday
- Big crowd at Sam's this morning. Mike came in with his Dad sporting some great sunglasses.
- Gladys remarked to Dr. Mike that he was smiling, so she assumed his new relationship was going well. Jack, Gladys' husband, said he always smiled on Saturday night. When Bill asked whether he smiled because of sex or a hot shower, Jack said "Either" , then admitted he couldn't remember! Jack and Gladys still blush when you mention rocking chairs.....
- Prayers go out to Glenn for his good health.
- There was discussion about friends (not present) who are naturalists (the in name for nudists). While most of us prefer that our friends are not clothing optional, the thought of Don and Bill in Speedos seemed even worse.
- Harold told how one guy tried to pull a scam after a minor car accident when he was a paramedic. The guy told Harold his neck was injured and that he could not move his head at all. When Harold asked how much he could move his head yesterday, the guy said "Like this" and demonstrated full range of motion.
- Honestly, there was much more that I can't remember! Feel free to comment with any of your favorite stories from Sam's.
- Sea Hut reopened this weekend. Prayers to the Yim family as they run their business despite their recent loss. Mr. Jim is surely missed by everyone.
- New blog readers in Malaysia, Korea, Australia, Switzerland, Sweden, France, Spain, England, Iraq, and across the USA. It still surprises me how many folks accidentally stumble upon our little blog. (And it doesn't surprise me when they never return!)
- Have a good week and stay well.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Truth in Advertising (Silly Things)
- OK, I have the TV on while I am posting and I have heard this commercial more than once. Finally realized they were advertising "delicious nut snacks", guess you can figure out what I thought I heard. Would that be impossible in this age of Viagra commercials?
- Ruth and Steve were in Sam's and asked if anyone had jumper cables for someone in need on the parking lot. Ruth said she used to carry jumper cables and motor oil in her car, but no longer had them. Steve said we should ask her what she really used them for! Ruth blushed, causing much speculation.
- Scott had his picture in the Sun earlier this week, sitting on the curb resting after fighting a fire. An anonymous person spotted him, noting that "nobody else has a big head like that". Others concurred.
- John was pictured on the front page of the special sports section of today's Sun, wearing his customary baseball cap and acting the role of super fan.
- Bill W. keeps telling me jokes which I forget before posting. Ask him to tell you a few, you will laugh!
- OK, click on http://www.scrabulous.com/, give yourself a name and a password, and we can play Scrabble online for free. Friends from all over the country can play in the same match, you can control who joins your match. You can also practice against the computer. I am shockaglow, so sign me up as your buddy and we can play.
- On this note, Sarah just reported this gem this from Facebook. "True friends are like butt cheeks; crap may come in between them, but they always get back together again". Good night to my friends :).
How Old Is Your Brain?
Click on http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html
Ignore the Chinese.......Here is what you do.
Procedure of Flash Fabrica Game:
1. Click on 'start'
2. Wait for numerals 3, 2, 1 to count down.
3. Several numerals will briefly flash onscreen. Your task is to memorize the number's positions on the screen.
4. The numbers will disappear. Circles will appear in their place. You must click on the circles from the smallest number to the biggest number in order.
4. At the end of game, the computer will tell you how old your brain is. Good luck !!
My brain age was 32 when I played correctly (115 when I clicked on largest to smallest by mistake). And the truth lies somewhere in between!
Catonsville Fire Chief History
This photo dates back to 1960. Both Paul and long-time Catonsville resident, Phil Shubert, are shown. Phil sits next to Gladys each year at the 4th of July parade!A group of the first firefighters promoted under the merit system. Seen here are: Captain Kolb, Station #8; Lt. Harry Smith, Station #1; Capt. Chas Houck, Fire Academy; Lt. Lawrence Blucher, Station #1; Capt. LeYoy Fink, Station #5; Capt. Emory Leight, Station #10; County Executive Christian Kahl; Capt. Frank Simms, Station #9; Capt. Donald Waman, Station #10; Capt. Phil Shubert, Station #6; Capt. Albert Crussey, Station #2; Lt. William Zacienka, Station #9; Lt. Paul Reincke, Station #4 and also the Fire Chief in the 1980s and early 1990s; Lt. Bernard Klemm, Station #6; Lt. George Serbnese, Station #2; Lt. John Ebert, Station #5; Lt. Daniel Holder, Station #3.
Here's a photo of Paul 25 years ago in his uniform. Chief Paul Reincke, Baltimore County Fire Department; Councilman Norman Lauenstein, 6th District, and Donald Hutchinson, Baltimore County Executive, at the dedication of hose-and-ladder engine # 54. Date: June 6, 1983
Paul was just keeping up the family tradition. Chief Fritz Maisel was my mother's uncle. A 1939 Seagrave 750 gpm pumper, shown with Fire Chief Frederick "Fritz" Maisel standing beside it and assistant Chief Wilbur Kelly behind the wheel. This photo was taken before the truck was assigned to a station. It was subsequently designated Engine #3 of the Catonsville Fire Department. Photo taken in 1939.Came across this photo of my great-uncle, Fritz Maisel, taken some time in the early 1900's. I had always known him as an older gentleman, both in life and in pictures, so I was surprised to see how much my cousins resemble him. Many of my relatives lived in "Maiseltown", on and around Ingleside Avenue near the Old Salem Lutheran Church. We could visit and walk to several relatives' homes in one block. Fritz Maisel (1889-1967) of Catonsville played professional baseball with the International League Orioles, the New York Yankees and the Saint Louis Browns. Generally a third baseman, he also played second or in the outfield. His record of seventy-two stolen bases with the Yankees stood for years. He was manager of the old Orioles from 1929-1932. He was Baltimore County's fire chief from 1938-1951.
Friday, July 18, 2008
More Very Sad News
You may remember that wonderful photos of Jean's wedding were posted here. Click below on "older posts" and continue back to March 9, 2008 to see photos of Jim and his family on that special occasion.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Homemade Playdough Recipe
- 2 cups flour
- 1 cup salt
- 2 cups water (add food coloring as desired)
- 4 tbsp vegetable oil
- 2 tbsp cream of tartar
Add all ingredients and stir over medium heat until the dough forms a large glob, usually less than 5 minutes.
Remove from heat and let dough cool a bit. Divide dough into several large balls and knead warm dough until a smooth consistency is obtained. Little children like to feel the temperature change from warm to cool.
Store in a plastic sealed container. Dough will easily last for 1 month. Let your inner child's creativity out!
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Save Arden
Hi! I read your Sam’s Bagels blog often. Keep up the good work. I love reading about my friends the Titsworths!
I would like to ask you to post something on your blog. As you may be aware there are a group of people trying to save the old Bloede property in Catonsville at the dead end of Forest Avenue, Arden, from the wrecking ball. We are in no way opposed to the PUD but would like to see the developer incorporate Arden in his plans. We have been successful in getting the preliminary Historic Landmark status in January by the Baltimore County Landmarks Preservation Commission.
The Baltimore County Council held a public hearing on July 7th.
The Council will vote on Arden’s final Landmark status on July 29th. We need Catonsville to write Councilman Sam Moxley, and the rest of the Council members, to voice their opinion on the necessity of preserving Arden. We need to urge Councilman Moxley to draft a bill placing Arden into permanent History Landmark status.
To read all about Arden and to see the photos go to our blog at:
http://savearden.blogspot.com/



