Short Letters

Sue's Broken Foot Story Imagine you are lying home alone with your broken foot propped up as you were told. You are even being sending emails to the office while you are home recuperating. Suddenly, you hear a commotion from the dining room out of sight. And then Lucy the Cat chases a mouse out of the dining room.....into the kitchen......batting it with her paws. The mouse is literally hopping up and down, as Lucy skillfully herds it.....UNDER YOUR ARMCHAIR. I haven't seen it since. And Lucy is still waiting next to me for it to reappear. I am probably still trapped here in this chair when you read this. Help!!!! Lucy waits patiently..... Short Letters: Thanks to Dusty (Dorothy's husband) for these! Turns out everything is amusing when you're home with a broken foot! Dear Ugly People,  You're welcome.  Sincerely, Alcohol  Dear Noah,  We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.  Sincerely,  Unicorns  Dear Icebergs,  Sorry to hear about the global warming.  Karma's a bitch.  Sincerely,  The Titanic  Dear America,  You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.  Sincerely,  Canada  Dear Yahoo,  I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just  saying... Sincerely,  Google  Dear 2010,  So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF  happened?! Sincerely,  1985  Dear Windshield Wipers,  Can't touch this.  Sincerely,  That Little Triangle  Dear girls who have been dumped,  There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.  Sincerely,  BP  Dear Fox News,  So far, no news about foxes.  Sincerely,  Unimpressed  Dear Nickleback,  That's enough.  Sincerely, The World  Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,  Please make one for every skin color.  Sincerely, Black people  Dear Osama Bin Laden,  Marco....  Sincerely, United States  Dear Batman,  What was your power again?  Sincerely, Superman  Dear Customers,  Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.  Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies  Dear Mr. Gump  WTF are you talking about?  There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get.... Sincerely, Jenny  Dear World,  Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because  some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK? Sincerely,  The Mayans  Dear White People,  Don't you just hate immigrants?  Sincerely,  Native Americans  Dear iPhone,  Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You  piece of shut. Sincerely,  Every iPhone User  Dear Trash,  At least you get picked up...  Sincerely,  The Girls of Jersey Shore  Dear Man,  It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?  Sincerely,  Elephant

The Marshmallow Tree

Congratulations to Mile and Scott for the photos and article

 about their baseball team in the Catonsville Times,

Here's Bill with the very rare Marshmallow Tree. You can see it at Sam's, we are waiting for it to ripen!