Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Happy Birthday to Alicia who celebrates on March 19th.

Welcome home to Patty, can't wait to hear about your cruise.

Bill T. had a great time in the Grand Caymans, but had to be rescued from a lagoon. He waved to the lifeguard for help, and at first the lifeguard just waved back!

And I had a special photo from my cruise, taken on a nude beach. Scott said he remembered seeing the same guy when he was there two years ago! You wouldn't forget the elephant man, as Scott nicknamed him.

A joke from John S.
Top o' The Morning To You

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys.'

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'

This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?' 'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied. 'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Marys.

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart... just enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?' The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his own ears, but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'.