Doug played a joke on Jeff a while back. He took a picture of his own naked backside (and now I am wondering if this was on a self- timer or was there a mystery photographer?). He programmed this picture into Jeff's phone under the name, "Dumb Ass" along with Doug's phone number. Poor Jeff got a surprise later when Doug phoned him and that picture popped up. Maybe the joke was on Doug, because Jeff showed several of us that photo of Doug's ass, still saved on his cell phone. Gladys had just remarked how well her cataract surgery went this week and that she could now see clearly! However, I observed that Gladys couldn't finish her bagel after this sight.
In lieu of the actual photo, I offer the following.......and you should be grateful.
(Submitted by Peggy, former Sam's regular, now Florida resident)
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some " BUTT ICONS?" Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
( _?_) Dumb Ass
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