From John S.

The men from the USS Currier

Married Men
 
At a wedding party recently someone yelled,

"All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." 

The bartender was almost crushed to death.


And speaking of married men, I sent my parents flowers for their 57th wedding anniversary. They had forgotten it was their special day, and wondered why the hell they had received flowers!  So we had a good laugh. Next year I'll send a reminder postcard, like my dentist sends me.