A joke from Bill W...........

What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

• Patty had a great vacation and came home with a beautiful blue diamond ring.
• Don paid two dollars for a hug; other offers were ignored.
• The large sausage patties are back at Sam's, they match the size of the bagel again.
• Andy has homemade soup and salads at lunch. Try some!
• Dorothy was planning to watch the ladies' TERPS game today.
• Scott found Doug's referee whistle, is looking for him to return it.
• Bill Z. is still waiting for a replacement part for his van, may be waiting until June.
• The Symphony Designer Home will be Arden House, off S. Rolling Road by the park and ride. Tours start the end of April.